CAPTION GAME ARCHIVES: JUNE 2006



ENTRIES
Stephanie, North Dakota
Phoebe: Piper, it's not as bad as you think.
Piper: Phoebe? How can you say that? I just saw Mom and Dad going at it in the supplies room!
Markus, UK
Piper: I NEED A WEE!!
Phoebe: It's ok hunny, we will get to the ally and you can urinate all you want...
Bryan, Singapore
Phoebe: Hi! (Piper jumps.) Oh, sorry. Have you seen Prue?
Piper: (Panics) Yeah and she's disturbing my chef in my kitchen. We are running out of time and if I panic I'll f...
Phoebe: (Widens her eyes) Oh, Shh! (She tries to calm Piper.) Alright. I know you are very panicky, but there's no reason for you to say that "F" word.
Piper: No, I did not say that "F" word. What do you mean? You thought I was trying to curse?
Phoebe: (Confused) Y-you didn't? (Piper smiles and shakes her head.) My mistake! Sorry. (To Prue who is still flirting.) Hey, Prue! Get a room!
Rhiannon, Bath
Phoebe: Piper, honey, just breathe. It's not that bad.
Piper: Phoebe? I don't know how you can think that. Hello! Prue's dead!!
Phoebe: Everyone will understand...
Piper: How? What am I going to say? 'Oh, sorry, I accidentely vanquished my sister.' I think people will notice the stain on my dress...
Amy Paige, Missouri
Piper: Oh No! This cannot be happening!
Phoebe: Piper! What's wrong?!
Piper: I just saw Leo making out!
Phoebe: Aw! Piper, forget about him. That no good cheating b*****d of a whitelighter.
Piper: He was making out with another man, Phoebe!
Phoebe: Oh...
Nina, Liverpool
Phoebe: It's OK Piper, calm down...
Piper: *Weeps* How can I calm down? Dan and Leo are tongueing each other in there!!
Steff, UK
Phoebe: It's OK Piper, breathe!
Piper: Breathe? I can't breathe! I've just seen the worse thing ever and you're asking me to breathe??
Phoebe: Its OK, Piper, it was only a cat eating your prize-winning food!
Becky, UK
Piper: Ow, ow ow ow ow...
Phoebe: It's okay, calm down.
Piper: Ow, that hurt so much!
Phoebe: Well, we're gonna have real problems if a demon ever throws an energy ball at you, aren't we?
Piper: Hey! It's not my fault that people underestimate the pain brought on by a stubbed toe...
Anthony, Rhode Island
Piper: ...
Phoebe: It's okay, i'm here.
Piper: Personal... space... violated...
Amber, USA
Phoebe: Piper, what's the matter?
Piper: Grams is back!
Phoebe: Great! Then why do you look like you've seen a ghost. I know she's dead, but she's not scary.
Piper: Oh really? Well... You'd go white if you saw her and some waiter going at it in the back room.
Phoebe: It'll be OK! Just forget about it.
Piper: Yeah... I'll have nightmares about Grams and him... um... umm... doing it, for weeks!
Charlotte, UK
Phoebe: Come on, Piper! 8 more seconds and then you have broken your record of how long you can hold you breath!
Kayla, N.C
Phoebe: Piper, what's wrong?
Piper: I saw a spider...
Pheobe: You look like you saw a ghost.
Piper: I know... it was the same one I killed last week!
Allyson, Chicago
Piper: Oh my God! I think I broke my foot!
Phoebe: Don't you worry Piper, it's gonna be okay!
Jessica, Canada
Piper: Did I see what I think I saw?
Phoebe: Ya. Paige making out with Cole. He's mine Paige! Get away!
Piper: Don't make me blow you both up... (Thinks) Yes! I get to blow up Co-ole who is ee-eevil!
Charlie, California
Piper: OMG, I can't believe this is happening!
Phoebe: What's wrong?
Piper: All of the bathrooms are taken and I have the worst stomach ache from your cooking!
Phoebe: Love ya. Bye.
Jaide, UK
Phoebe: Now, Piper, you have to understand the importance of my situa...
Piper: No, Phoebe, I don't. I can't live like this.
Phoebe: Wow... who is th... DAD!!!!!!!
Piper: What? Where?
Nina, Birmingham
Piper: Why do we have to have new powers anyway?!
Phoebe: Well, that's the whole point of being a witch darling, come on.
Piper: What do you mean that's the whole point of being a Witch... Oh God, help me!
Phoebe: You're making things much worst than they are!
Chelsea, Luton
Phoebe: Piper, calm down! She only froze us!
Piper: Yeh, mini-me over there... I... I cant beleive I froze myself!
Sinead, UK
Piper: Phoebe, don't tell me to calm down!
Phoebe: I know honey, it's going to be OK!
Piper How is it going to be OK? I just gave our most popular customer demon poison thinking that he was a demon!
Phoebe: Ohh... that's why there is loads of red all over the place... Don't you worry Piper, it's going to be okay!
Ebtisam, Bahrain
Phoebe: Calm down, Piper!
Piper: How do you want me to calm down?!! A greeny EEW thing came out of that demon's nose into my food... EEW!!
Rebekka, Manchester
Piper: Heee hooo heee hooo heee hooo...
Pheobe: Heee hooo heee hooo heee hooo...
Piper: ...?
Kimmy, Canada
Phoebe: It's not THAT bad Piper... Stop freaking out.
Piper: STOP FREAKING OUT? I JUST KILLED PRUE!
Phoebe: Yeah, well, she was too bossy anyways.
Jamie, USA
Piper: I've just seen a dog
Phoebe: Where?
Piper: Over there!
Phoebe: No, Piper, that's Prue...
Piper: Oh, how shameful! I can't even tell the difference between my sister and an alsation!
Kristen, N.C
Phoebe: Piper, what are you doing?
Piper: I AM CRYING PHOEBE!!
Phoebe: Why are you crying, honey?
Piper: I miss Prue so so much...
Phoebe: Oh, it's ok! We have Paige now and she has better hair!
Kristen, N.C
Phoebe: Piper, what are you doing?
Piper: I AM CRYING PHOEBE!!
Phoebe: Why are you crying, honey?
Piper: I miss Prue so so much...
Phoebe: Oh, it's ok! We have Paige now and she has better hair!
Vincent, Canada
Piper What are you doing with that spoon?
Phoebe: I'm scooping out the little chocolate bits.
Piper: I need those...
Phoebe: For what?
Piper: I got cheap, I was gonna dye my hair!
Kate, Ohio
Piper: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Phoebe: What's wrong?
Piper: I... I... I... I just tripped right in front of... LEO!
Pheobe: Too bad...
Shane, Minnesota
Pheobe: Watch out for that...
Piper: Don't tell me I just stepped in... no! I just bought these shoes!
Pheobe: The brown looks good with that dress though...
Nikki, Indiana
Piper: I`m about to freeze somebody before I hurt them.
Phoebe: Before you do that let`s just get out of here.
Anna, USA
Phoebe: Now Piper, how did you do this again?
Piper: I don't know. One minute he was yelling at me, and the next he was exploding into a million little peices.
Phoebe: Well, if you look at it my way, you'll see that two great things happened to you today. Your powers grew, and your boss that you always hated is now gone forever. Now... if only you could get angry at Prue.
Adam, UK
Piper: Oooohhh... myyyyy... goddddd!!!!
Phoebe: OK, don't worry. I will be okay, we just need to get that thingy out of here.
Piper: How do you expect us to get a 2000 pound demon out of my restaurant without anyone noticing?!
Phoebe: Well, we could just use our brains and vanquish him here...
Piper: Okay Phoebe. Now that Prue's gone, why don't you be the BOSS of ME?
Phoebe: What did I say???
Evie, Leicester
Piper: HELP!!!!
Phoebe: What is it?
Piper: I just saw a rat!
Phoebe: What?
Piper: I just saw a rat!!!!
Phoebe: No honey, that was your salad dish!
Matthew, UK
Piper: Phoebe I can't take it... I just can't!
Phoebe: Don't worry, that two faced - ahhhhhh!
Piper: ...but I just blew her to pieces...
Phoebe: You what!!!!!
Matthew, UK
Phoebe: Chill Piper! It's not like it's the end of the world. Now breathe in and out... calm down... come on, freeze your god damn temper! I might end up like you...
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