CAPTION GAME ARCHIVES: AUGUST 2005


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NOTE: The Demon is called Sarpedon
ENTRIES
Jaide, UK
Sarpedon: I found you at last.
Phoebe: Found me? What the hell are you talking about?
Sarpedon: You know what I'm talking about.
Phoebe: No I don't. Who are you?
Sarpedon: They call me Sarpedon. I've been looking forward to this.
Phoebe: My E-mail buddy?
Sarpedon: Yeah thats right. I'm here for us to be together for all of eternity.
Phoebe: That's sweet but I don't date demons.
Sarpedon: Oh alright... I'll just be going then... (Sarpedon begins to cry, and walks out the door)
BANG!!!
Phoebe: Sucker... (Phoebe walks off and finds Paige, Piper and Leo all listening from round a corner)
Juan, USA
Phoebe: Nice pecs!
Demon: I'm trying to kill you, stop feeling me up.
Phoebe: Shut up! I'm lonely. Leslie left me after 6 days and I need some.
Demon: So you'd do a demon? What a freak.
Phoebe: You do realize who I am and who my ex-husband was, right?
Natalie, UK
Phoebe: If you think you're coming near me...
Sarpedon: Oh come on, give us a kiss...
Phobe: I don't think so, can you say 'halitosis'?
Nell, UK
Phoebe's new "Dancing with the Stars" partnership was not working out well.
Becka, Sweden
Sarpedon: Hello Honey...
Phoebe: Oh, my. You have a third nipple!
Sarpedon: Yeah, so?
Phoebe: Okay, I think you should go now.
Sarpedon: Because of the third nipple?
Phoebe: Uh, yeah!
Sapedon: But, honey. I made it for you.
Phoebe: What?
Sarpedon: I thought you liked this stuff.
Phoebe: Okay, you're really freaking me out here.
Sarpedon: Fine, if you don't want me, nobdy should get you.
Phoebe: What are you gonna do? Kill me?
Sarpedon: No. I'm gonna put a curse on you so you get ugly!
Phoebe: NO!!!!!!
Dilara, MA
Phoebe: Whoa, a clean shaven demon...
Bronnie, Cardiff
Phoebe: Wow! It's soo soft.... and you say it's real leather??? I dunno, how much did you say it was? WHAT?!? $150?? But... but.... it has blood on it , surely that should devalue it a bit... cummon.... $95? $100? oh you drive a hard bargain!!! Ok, $120 but thats my last offer... OK. (Demon hands over his jacket) Wow, thanks this is brilliant... uh , is that a silk shirt??? Wow , it's sooo soft.....
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