CAPTION GAME ARCHIVES: NOVEMBER 2005


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ENTRIES
Evelina, Broolyn
(Like the Commercial)
Pheobe: Piper when are you going to get me out of your digital camera? I'm having cramps becuase of holding this jar for a century.
Piper: Oh, sorry I left my camera George Washington's house. one century earlier.....
George Washington: (picking up the camera) What is this contraption?
Becky, UK
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Dex: I just - I had to see how you were.
Phoebe: You had to see how I am? How do you think I am? I'm married when I don't want to be, I haven't heard from you since I told you I was a witch, I'm pregnant with a child I don't even know if I want, and I can't get the lid of this freakin jar!
Dex: Huh. Need a hand?
Phoebe: No, I need a psychiatrist.
Michelle, South Australia
Phoebe: I am so sick to death of making these darn potions! Can't they just make themselves?!
Becka, Sweden
Phoebe to a Demon: Okay... so you're afraid that I'll kill you with this potion? (She looks at the potion and up at the demon again.) No, no! This is for my boyfriend. He cheated on me!
Renae, Australia
Cole: Good to see you.
Pheobe: (Dramatic Stare)
Jessy, North Carolina
Piper: What's wrong Pheebs?
Phoebe: I just got married and don't remember it, My husband hates me because I told him I'm a witch, I have a baby on the way, and I'm standing here making a stupid lousy potion when we said that we wouldn't have to do anything like this anymore.
Piper: Wow... sorry I asked
Katie, England
'Your face will stay like that if the wind changes'
Ann, Georgia
Phoebe: Man does he have the greatest butt ever.
Becky, UK
It becomes increasingly apparent that Phoebe needs a new guy when she takes to hoarding jars ...
ThElder, England
Phoebe: (to Piper) You know what? I'm fed up today I have just got married and I'm not very happy and I need a boost. Now wheres the illegal magic?
Piper: None left. I found Paige in it and we licked the tub clean. Sorry. (Runs off).
Annabeth, North Carolina
Piper: Phoebe, what's wrong with you, you've been standing like that for over an hour.
*Phoebe turns to Piper.*
Phoebe: I'm sorry Piper, I was just day dreaming I had a better life.
Gary, Scotland
With a baby on the way.. Phoebe had already started getting the milk ready
Vincent, Canada
Phoebe: Why are the potions so hard to make?
Piper: Because they don't like you.
Phoebe: Why not?
Piper: Because you keep putting green slimy stuff in them and you keep throwing them at some harmless demon.
Phoebe: Alright I got the picture!
Nicole, USA
Paige: Hey Pheebs, have...
Phoebe: I swear, if any one talks back to me I will vanquish them to hell and when they get there, say hi to all of our old friends.
Paige: Okay... I guess this was a bad time to ask you where the paper is.
Piper: Ya think?!
Ivan, Slovenia
Phoebe: This potion will let me rule the world!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Piper: But Phoebe, you don't want to rule the world.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's right! *runs away*
Laura, England
Dex: Um, hey Phoebe...
Phoebe: What do you want Dex?!
Dex: I just thought we could talk or s... *the cauldron lets out a puff of smoke* ...what the hell are you doing?
Phoebe: Um... making cookies?
Danielle, England
Phoebe: Hey Piper, I just realized something.
Piper: What?
Phoebe: I think I looked at the wrong page... and I just made a potion for another demon.
Piper: *Sighs* Not again Phoebe.
Phoebe: *Has a sheepish look on her face* Sorry.
(A demon appears in the attic)
Piper: Great. What do we do now there's no potion?
Phoebe: Hey, demon? If you don't mind we aren't ready yet, could you maybe come back later?
Piper: *Sneaks out of the room*
Phoebe: Hey Piper, where.......AHHHHH!
(Phoebe gets vanquished)
Mehmet, England
Piper: Pheobe, what are you doing? I thought Billie was going to mix that!
Phoebe: Oh no, this isnt for the demon. Piper: So, it's for...
Pheobe: Wel,l I'm not gonna get pregnant any other way.
Piper: Have you forgetten about a little thing called personal gain?!
Phoebe: SCREW IT! Magic owes me!
Ryan, USA
Phoebe: (Muttering to herself) I'm stuck up here all day making freakin' potions so I can kill a demon, which I shouldnt have to do anymore but I'm doing it and I'm married and pregnant and i'll probably end up alone and...
Piper: (Walks in) Hey Pheebs, hows the potion going?
Phoebe: HOW DO YOU THINK ITS GOING!?
Piper: (Walks out murmering) I thought pregnant women couldnt get PMS!
Emma, South Carolina
Phoebe: I swear, if I have to make another potion, I will kill myself.
Paige: Hey Pheebs. Can you make a potion for the Scavenger Demon?
(A demon enters the attic)
Phoebe: Hey demon - kill me please.
(The demon kills Phoebe)
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